Steph Curry - Great from a distance; gets closer occasionally
Paul George & Kawhi Leonard - On the same team but rarely play together
Ja Morant - Can’t get out of his own way; self-sabotages
Joel Embiid - Trusting the process but starting to lose any hope of getting a ring
James Harden - Commits to the relationship initially but quickly looks for an exit
LeBron James - Great for a long time but starting to look a little old and tired
Luka Doncic - Tries to do everything alone; doesn’t trust others
Lonzo Ball - Daddy issues have complicated things a bit
Patrick Beverly - At this point, all we have to offer is intensity and irritation
The Bench Rider - Tries to be supportive but would really love a bigger role
Klay Thompson - Was great for a while but repeated injuries have taken their toll
Draymond Green - Defensive, irritable, and potentially violent
Kyrie Irving - Heart is in the right place, but can be a little high maintenance
Anthony Edwards - Young and promising; has to grow to get to the next level
Russell Westbrook - Dedicated, but often overly aggressive and out of control
Kevin Durant - Unhappy regardless of the situation
Zion Williamson - Unhealthy in every sense of the word